Like a Ninja. I hold my breath and enter stealth mode. I lift my feet off the floor to escape visibility. Then I throw a ninja star wrapped in toilet paper between my legs at my butt-crack. One to two throws usually takes care of it. That's How!

I took a dump today. This is how it ended.

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#5 (0) - Oct 4, 2009 12:06 AM by Ninja - Guy - Ew! I'd rather not crap at all (1) - Dang! I'm trying that one next (2)

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