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I took a dump today. This is how it ended.

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Like a normal person. I wrap several layers of TP around my hand, and then gently rub my anus, discard the paper, and repeat as necessary. That's How!

#7 (0) - Oct 4, 2009 09:32 AM by Psychedelic - Guy - Ew! I'd rather not crap at all (0) - Dang! I'm trying that one next (3)

Like an air blower. I put my face between my legs while sitting on the John, wrap my legs around the back of my head, and start blowing like a keyboard duster until I get dizzy. Then I keep on puffing and blowing until all my poop comes off or becomes a crusty solid on the cheeks. That's How!

#6 (0) - Oct 4, 2009 12:10 AM by Blower - Guy - Ew! I'd rather not crap at all (1) - Dang! I'm trying that one next (0)

Like a Ninja. I hold my breath and enter stealth mode. I lift my feet off the floor to escape visibility. Then I throw a ninja star wrapped in toilet paper between my legs at my butt-crack. One to two throws usually takes care of it. That's How!

#5 (0) - Oct 4, 2009 12:06 AM by Ninja - Guy - Ew! I'd rather not crap at all (1) - Dang! I'm trying that one next (2)

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